Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 329 (2001)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Narrate", set at a circus] Excuse me, seen any tall freaks? Look, someone tried to kill me a couple days ago, I think it was you.
Ryan Stiles : It wasn't me, why you blaming me?
[to camera]
Ryan Stiles : I KNEW he was gonna blame me for everything. Probably even that elephant dung he was standing in right at the moment.
[audience laughs]
Ryan Stiles : If I could do 'em that big, I'd be a proud man.
[to Colin]
Ryan Stiles : Look, why can't we let bygones be bygones?
Colin Mochrie : "Bygones be bygones"? You tried to kill me, and now I'm going to return the favor.
[to camera]
Colin Mochrie : It was then I realized, I had nothing to kill him with. But then the dung gave me an idea... but then I got rid of that idea and came up with a better one.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits"] Hey Col, what do you usually do when you hear this sound:
[buzzes like a bee]
Colin Mochrie : I go like this, "OH NO, I'M ALLERGIC!"
[audience laughs]
Colin Mochrie : A very good impression.
Ryan Stiles : Okay, I have to sell the CD now.
[to camera]
Ryan Stiles : You know, we've got songs of the beekeeper, and what a lonely profession it is, really.
[Colin stares at Ryan]
Ryan Stiles : ... Songs of the beekeeper. We have 4,000 songs... on 4,000 CDs. They're very, very long songs, but we've condensed them for the purposes of selling this CD set.
Colin Mochrie : I didn't know any of that. You know...
[Ryan buzzes again; Colin jumps]
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits"] As you know, I like to live life on the edge.
Ryan Stiles : Oh, I know you do.
Colin Mochrie : My house is on the edge of a cliff, and I drive a car from Argentina.
[pause]
Colin Mochrie : Lost my train of thought there. But I've always been a
[slurring word]
Colin Mochrie : fan of the alternative music.
Ryan Stiles : Have you?
Colin Mochrie : Yes, the...
Ryan Stiles : A "flan"?
Colin Mochrie : A flan, a nice, because it's nice to eat while you're listening to music.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits"] Anyway, one of my favorite alternative bands is Green Day.
Ryan Stiles : Oh!
Colin Mochrie : They're from your home town, aren't they?
Ryan Stiles : I don't know. Where am I from?