Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 333 (2001)
Greg Proops: Self
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Quotes
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Wayne Brady : [in "Let's Make a Date"] I enjoy going all over the world and experiencing grand themes and brand new feelings and brand new scents. What's your favorite thing to sense?
Greg Proops : [subtitle: "Dr. Ruth"] It is so wonderful that you like to do these things. Always grab the penis...
[audience laughs]
Greg Proops : with love!
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Wayne Brady : [in "Let's Make a Date"] Growing up, I have to admit. I loved "Josie and the Pussycats".
[Greg laughs]
Wayne Brady : I always wanted to get up and dance. Who were your heroes and why?
Greg Proops : Uh, well, I had so many heroes, but mostly, the penis.
[audience laughs]
Greg Proops : That is the key to a happy relationship, whether you're watching cartoons or making love or making love or making love.
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Greg Proops : [in "The Millionaire Show", the theme being hillbillies] Hi, everybody, my name's Delbert, and this is "The Millionaire Show"!
[audience applauds]
Greg Proops : We are gonna have more fun than a greased pig in a room full of cousins, I kid you NOT! We got a contestant here, last week, he won two and a half dollars!
Ryan Stiles : It's a lot of money.
Greg Proops : Oh boy!
Ryan Stiles : I was gonna quit at two and a half dollars, but for FOUR dollars, I could buy my dream home! So I'm goin' on.
Greg Proops : Fantastic. And then you can park that home ANYWHERE!
Ryan Stiles : That's right, and wait for guys in canoes.
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Greg Proops : [in "The Millionaire Show"] If grease were brains, you wouldn't grease too big a skillet, boy!