- Colin Mochrie: [in "Superheroes", as The Staple Gun Kid] Holy sharp things! There seems to be a crisis in the world. There's no paper! Oh... it doesn't seem that bad, but no, it could be... horrible. What will I staple together when I write my script for "Geppetto 2"?
- Drew Carey: [after "Superheroes"] A thousand points to everybody but Colin for that one. Colin, I'll give you your points-
- [audience awws]
- Drew Carey: I'm gonna give him his points after the show, I'll sing them to you.
- Colin Mochrie: [gives thumbs up] I love you.
- Drew Carey: What? I can't hear you; your shirt's too loud.
- Colin Mochrie: [shakes head] What happened to us?
- Drew Carey: [interrupting] Now let's go onto-
- [leans on buzzer]
- Drew Carey: I'm sorry, I can't hear you. What?
- Drew Carey: [before "Sound Effects"] Ryan is Noah, and Colin is...
- Colin Mochrie: His wife?
- Drew Carey: Mrs. Noah, yeah. Colin knows his role in every scene.
- Drew Carey: I'm just warming you up, 'cause now you have to do the "Irish Drinking Song", with the help of Laura Hall on the piano!
- [audience cheers]
- Drew Carey: Of course, how could I miss you with that top you're wearing. Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle. Liberace's sister.
- [audience oohs]
- Drew Carey: I'm sorry, are the Liberaces here tonight? Jeez. Oh man. What, do you know him? Quiet down.
- Wayne Brady: [in "Irish Drinking Song", about Drew Carey]
- [singing]
- Wayne Brady: Oh, if I were Drew.
- Chip Esten: [singing] I'm handsome as a God.
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] I would be so happy.
- Ryan Stiles: [singing] My face looks like a cod.
- Wayne Brady: [singing] All the women love me.
- Chip Esten: [singing] And all the guys do too.
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] Everybody loves me!
- [instead of singing a line, Ryan chuckles]
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Sound Effects"]
- [as Noah, rounding up the animals to put on the ark]
- Ryan Stiles: We haven't got time for the ark, just put 'em on the log, we'll get 'em all on the log. Then we'll float away.
- Colin Mochrie: Won't we need a bigger log?
- Ryan Stiles: [sternly] ... Who's Noah, and who's Noah's wife?
- [audience laughs]
- Ryan Stiles: I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Give us a kiss.
- [Ryan pretends to kiss Colin; one of the audience members dubs Colin to say "Oh yeah, ohh... ohh yeah, ohhh..."]
- Colin Mochrie: You notice, I've been practicing my ventriloquism, so I can talk while we're kissing.