Jim Meskimen: [Stone Carving Hoedown] If other hobbies leave you in the lurch // You can always break out your chisel, and carve yourself a perch // That's right, you can carve a marble or a granite // Just go ahead and have at it! Haha!
Christopher Robin Smith: You may spend a couple hours cleaning off the sediment // Off that age-old fallen pediment // But once you have done it, you will notice with ease // That it's one of them Grecian frieze.
Ryan Stiles: Well you know, carving is lots of fun // It's cheaper to buy rocks by the ton // I like it when I'm carving when I'm alone // But I find it's a lot easier when I am stoned!
Josie Lawrence: Everybody chisel your marble, chisel with ease // Chisel your marble please // Chisel your marble, chisel it right down // When you're sculpting you won't wear, you won't wear a frown // Chisel your marble, that's all I can say // Hit the stone and hit it every day // You can make most everything you want // Chisel your marble, chisel it right down.
Jim Meskimen, Christopher Robin Smith, Ryan Stiles: [in the background, singing, during Josie's verse] Chisel your marble! Chisel your marble!