Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Episode #10.2 (1998)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Greg Proops : [the Colin Hoedown, acting like Colin]  I like to sing like Colin/I really really do/I really really really really really really do/And when I sing like Colin,/it makes me have great joy,/because I...

  [screams, then does Colin's dinosaur impression] 

  Phil LaMarr : There is a man/Who is the king of "Whose Line"./His energy is exploding and his humor's very fine./ When he does a hoedown,/ he rarely ever sucks,/because he's one fine/follically challenged canuck.

  Colin Mochrie : Everybody's having fun/they're singing all about me/Lets all laugh along with them/Hahahaheehee/It really is quite wonderful/Can't you plainly see/Look at them/Look at them/Of me they're making a Mochrie!

  Ryan Stiles : You've got to love Colin/love him to the end/Actually I consider/Him my best friend/He is very good/ the best guy alive/Any way you look at it/He's got more hair than Clive!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Press Conference"]  Thank you for coming to this quite hastily put together...

  [subtitles appear: "Having Clive Anderson's love child"; audience laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : news conference. So please, uh, yes, sir.

  Greg Proops : Are you sore at all?

  Colin Mochrie : Uh, I was, of course a little bit, but uh, lots of lidament and a lot of orange juice seemed to help that go. Yes?

  Ryan Stiles : Why?

  [audience laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : This is something I felt that would benefit generations that came after me. And that is why, as it was happening, I documented it on film... and it... now will be shown in many schools. Yes?

  Greg Proops : Is it human?

  Colin Mochrie : What kind of a question is that? Of course it's human! It's mostly 90% human!

  Greg Proops : May I have a follow-up: Does it have a neck?

  Colin Mochrie : Yes!

  Phil LaMarr : Are you doing this for the money, or is there some emotional attachment?

  Colin Mochrie : At first, I was going to do it for the money, but then there was a strong emotional attachment, and a nice hat that came with it. Yes?

  Ryan Stiles : When he was done, did he... buzz you out?

  [audience laughs/cheers] 

  Colin Mochrie : That... rumor has been going around, and I'm telling you, it's a bald-faced lie. Yes?

  Greg Proops : Was it a natural child birth, or was it in a manner of his own choosing?

  Colin Mochrie : It was very painful... and it was in the style of a Hoedown.

  [audience cheers]