- Angela Bower: Michael we have seen each other twice in a year. That does not make a happy marriage.
- Michael Bower: Look on the bright side, we've only had two fights.
- Mona Robinson: Well, I guess I better hit the books. I have a final tomorrow.
- Michael Bower: Oh Mona, you finally did it, huh? You went back to college. Gee that's terrific. Knowledge is its own reward isn't it?
- Mona Robinson: No. The reward is the spring break at Fort Lauderdale.
- Michael Bower: Boy, Jonathan went out like a light.
- Tony Micelli: Hey, eh, is Sam sleeping?
- Michael Bower: No she's watching some movie about blood-sucking puppets.
- Tony Micelli: Ooh! She's in big trouble!
- Michael Bower: Yeah I wouldn't let a kid of mine watch that either.
- Tony Micelli: What? Are you kidding me? I told her to call me when it started.
- [Tony found out Michael spent the night]
- Tony Micelli: Look, I may be way out of line here, but I don't wanna see you get hurt. I just think you're moving a little too fast.
- Angela Bower: Tony, we're married.
- Tony Micelli: Yeah, but you're engaged to be divorced.