- Mama: Roger... Give me your belt.
- Roger Thomas: These are my new pants, Mama. I'm not wearing one.
- Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs: Here Mrs. Thomas, you can use mine.
- Mama: Good lord, Rerun... I want to whip him, not HANG him!
- [everybody laughs except Raj]
- Girl: [slow dancing with Raj] Quit blowing in my ear!
- Roger 'Raj' Thomas: I'm not blowing in your ear.
- Girl: Oh, could that be your "Brave Bull" cologne?
- Roger 'Raj' Thomas: Ahh, you recognized it!
- Girl: I have a nose for bull...
- Betty Wilson: [at a party, lights turned down] What are you doin'?
- Boy in Dark: Well if you're asking, I probably ain't doin' it.
- Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs: Now the time is right for me to make my move.
- Dwayne Nelson: *What* move? With who?
- Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs: The cake!
- Roger 'Raj' Thomas: Aw, Mama, I can't stay in tonight! Any night but tonight!
- Mama: Oh, darlin', I know how you feel, but I have to go to work tonight. We need the money. Now, please bear with me and just do as you're told.
- Dee Thomas: Yeah, Raj! You just do as you are told!
- Roger 'Raj' Thomas: Shut up 'fore I beat your behind!
- Mama: Now be quiet, Roger!
- Dee Thomas: Yeah! Be quiet, Roger!
- Mama: Shut up 'fore I beat your behind!