"The West Wing" Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc (TV Episode 1999) - Rob Lowe as Sam Seaborn

Sam Seaborn : About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.

Toby Ziegler : [pause] Really?

Sam Seaborn : Yes.

Toby Ziegler : You accidentally slept with a prostitute?

Sam Seaborn : A call girl.

Toby Ziegler : Accidentally?

Sam Seaborn : Yes.

Toby Ziegler : I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
Sam Seaborn : [trying to get a moment alone with Laurie] I hope you don't mind my barging in like this. It's just that I've known this girl my whole life.

Woman #2 : How do you know Brittany?

Sam Seaborn : Who's Brittany?

Laurie : I am.

Sam Seaborn : Okay!
Sam Seaborn : Look, I really like her and she's not what's you think.

Josh Lyman : The only thing I know about her is, she's a call girl. Is she a call girl?

Sam Seaborn : Yes.

Josh Lyman : Then so far she's exactly what I think.
Toby Ziegler : Before you picked up a hooker?

Sam Seaborn : Call girl.

Toby Ziegler : Well that's a distinction that's going to be very important to the grand jury.
Sam Seaborn : A vague quote from Hoynes will disappear by the end of the next news cycle. A fistfight between Leo and the Vice President's got juice.
C.J. Cregg : USA Today asks you why you didn't spend more time campaigning in Texas and you say it's cause you don't look good in funny hats.

Sam Seaborn : It was "big hats".

Rob Lowe: Sam Seaborn