The West Wing (TV Series)

Galileo (2000)

Richard Schiff: Toby Ziegler

Quotes 

• Leo McGarry : What are you smiling at?

  Josh Lyman : Nothing, I just... Toby got the stamp assignment.

  Toby Ziegler : Leo, I might need some help.

  Leo McGarry : Take Josh.

  Toby Ziegler : Thanks. Congratulations, you're choosing the next stamp.

  Josh Lyman : Wow, that happened fast.

• Toby Ziegler : Where you going?

  C.J. Cregg : I have to go to the Kennedy Center and be with people who don't like me.

  Toby Ziegler : You do that right here.

• C.J. Cregg : So that leaves us with the televised classroom, the green beans...

  Josh Lyman : [under his breath]  The stamp.

  C.J. Cregg : ...the stamp, and - depending on who those people were that were standing near me - the possibility of a story about me being good in bed.

  Toby Ziegler : Good in bed.

  C.J. Cregg : Yes.

  Toby Ziegler : Why?

  C.J. Cregg : [emphatically]  Because I am.

  Toby Ziegler : Okay.

• [Of the Mars probe ship Galileo] 

  Toby Ziegler : They know it was on course traveling at a rate of 15,400 miles per hour, which it was supposed to. Somewhere during its descent it was also supposed to release two probes - each about the size of a basketball - firing them deep into the ground as part of the mission's search for evidence of water under surface.

  Josh Lyman : We think if we hit the ground hard enough, we can make it to the center of the planet and find water?

  Toby Ziegler : Yeah.

  Josh Lyman : That's not a theory of physics pretty much disproved by Wile E. Coyote?

• Josh Lyman : I don't understand if it's noon in the east and nine Pacific, how it's 2:37 on Mars.

  Toby Ziegler : Well, Mars is a different time zone.

• C.J. Cregg : This time of year, is the water in the Potomac very, very cold?

  Toby Ziegler : Yeah, but if you rub chicken fat all over yourself, it'll insulate.