Anita Barone: Vicky Gold

Quotes 

• Dave Gold : Vicky! Vicky!

  Vicky Gold : If you have something to say, feel free to IM me. I'll be in the "Married But Pissed" chatroom.

  Dave Gold : Technically, Vicky, that chat room isn't about what you think it is.

• Vicky Gold : [hears a noise from the computer]  Hey, what's that?

  Dave Gold : Oh, it must be one of those pop-up things.

  Vicky Gold : Hey, who the hell is "Lonely Lady Michigan"?

  Dave Gold : Oh, that's that horrible woman Mike was having cyber-sex with. I IM'ed her and I told her she'd better leave him alone.

  [the computer beeps] 

  Vicky Gold : Oh, really? Then why does it say, "Spank my ass, Dave"?

• Dave Gold : Your daughter's all moody and crying about something.

  Vicky Gold : Hillary's been moody and crying since she was 12. Where have you been?

• Vicky Gold : [about Larry]  Okay, so one time, he wore women's clothing.

  Dave Gold : One time we know about.

  Vicky Gold : Remember, last year, he wanted to be a rock star? He quit guitar lessons after two weeks. You know, it's possible that this whole crossdressing thing is just an experimental phase.

  Dave Gold : Well, why doesn't he just experiment with drugs like every other teenager?

• Vicky Gold : [to Dave about Mike]  Why the hell would you buy him expensive, new sneakers? Especially after what he was doing on the computer? If anything, you should have punished him.

  Dave Gold : First of all, they're performance athletic shoes. Okay, and I took care of the whole computer thing.

  Vicky Gold : How? By buying him a gift? Because Hillary's failing science. Maybe we should get her a car.

• Vicky Gold : So now Larry's bending over backwards to try and convince me he's not really a cross-dresser.

  Dave Gold : Ah, look, I don't need to picture Larry bending over backwards.