Michael Bilton: Basil Makepeace

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• Basil : Tom?

  Tom : Mmh?

  Basil : You know you're the biggest wally ever to draw breath, don't you?

  Tom : Have they put you on new pills, Basil?

  Basil : In fact, I think you may be the most stupid man I've ever met... and I was in the army for ten years.