WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
Never Leave Me, Lucille (1979)
Frank Bonner: Herb Tarlek
Quotes
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Herb Tarlek : [about Lucille divorcing him] You just have to have the courage to move on and do the best you can, even though your whole life is falling apart.
Herb Tarlek : [on the telephone] Hello, Jennifer? Guess what? I'm getting a divorce.
Herb Tarlek : [shaking the phone as if he truly believes the line was cut off] Hello?
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Herb Tarlek : [to Mr. Carlson who has refused Herb a to stay at his place, the conversation all in front of a shaken Jennifer] Well, that's okay, Big Guy, 'cause... uh... well, I'm getting my own place in a couple of nights, you know? It will have wall-to-wall shag carpeting, several fireplaces, and lots of mirrors.
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Herb Tarlek : [to Andy, Johnny, Venus and Les about what to do about bachelors' night] Look guys, there is a whole town full of chicks out there!
Dr. Johnny Fever : Yeah, it's hard to find one you like.
Herb Tarlek : Hey. What's like got to do with it?
Les Nessman : One-night stands get a little old after a while, Herb.
[Venus gives Les an incredulous look, Les who gives him a surprised look back]
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[Bailey has just walked into the bullpen where Les and Herb are arguing, she not knowing it about Herb and Lucille divorcing]
Les Nessman : Herb, it can't end like this.
Herb Tarlek : Look Les, it's over, so you might as well get used to it.
Les Nessman : How can you say a beautiful, meaningful relationship is over, just like that?
Herb Tarlek : It wasn't beautiful!
Les Nessman : [pleading] Oh please don't say that, Herb.
Herb Tarlek : Les, you cannot build a relationship on sex alone.
[Bailey grimaces in pain hearing that last statement]
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Herb Tarlek : I can dance. I can eat. You've seen me at.