- Dr. Johnny Fever: [to Mr. Carlson about his business trip] Rumors flying all over town. You know, you, Andy, Herb just slipping down to Dayton there, some sleazy hotel room - I don't want to say anything, it's none of my business - but these love triangles never work out.
- Andy Travis: [to Herb about going off with a woman, a potential client] You're sleazy.
- Herb Tarlek: I'm smart.
- Nikki Sinckler: [entering the room] I'm ready.
- Herb Tarlek: Let's go.
- Arthur Carlson: Now, Jennifer, tell me again, why am I making this trip to Dayton?
- Jennifer Marlowe: Because the Vicky Von Vickey Jeans account can make the station a lot of money, and making money can be fun and cheerful.
- [smiles]
- Arthur Carlson: The truth is always so obvious, isn't it?
- Les Nessman: [overheard in passing] Maybe he loves you just for your body.
- Bailey Quarters: And your advice?
- Les Nessman: Lose him. Hold out for the real thing.
- Bailey Quarters: I am the real thing.