Voyagers! (TV Series)

An Arrow Pointing East (1982)

Meeno Peluce: Jeffrey Jones

Quotes 

• Phineas Bogg : Bat's breath.

  [Jeffrey laughs] 

  Phineas Bogg : You made me spill my guava whip. What are you laughing about? And what's the big idea Omniing us out of Hawaii? I wasn't read to leave.

  Jeffrey Jones : Our vacation was over.

  Phineas Bogg : In case you didn't notice, I was having a very intimate conversation with a girl in a grass skirt.

  Jeffrey Jones : I noticed.

  Phineas Bogg : Yeah, well you also notice how beautiful she was? How sweet? How innocent?

  Jeffrey Jones : How married?

  Phineas Bogg : Married?

  Jeffrey Jones : Married, to the tribal chieftain. She was wife number eighteen.

  Phineas Bogg : Eighteen? That doesn't seem fair. A guy with eighteen wives.

  Jeffrey Jones : He also had a couple hundred warriors who were giving you the evil eye.

• Phineas Bogg : [Bogg and Jeffrey find a wounded Robin Hood close to death]  What do you think? Is he gonna make it?

  Jeffrey Jones : I'll know better when I clean the wound out. I need alcohol.

  Friar Tuck : Well, I have some ale.

  Friar Tuck : [Jeffrey begins to pour the ale on Robin Hood's wound]  No!

  Jeffrey Jones : It'll kill the germs.

  Little John : Germs?

  Jeffrey Jones : They're like little creatures that cause infections. I need clean bandages. Boil some water and put the bandages in 'em.

  Friar Tuck : The water is unclean.

  Jeffrey Jones : Boiling water kills germs, too.

  Robin Hood : Do as the boy says. Ahhh.

  [Jeffrey has just poured ale on Robin Hood's wound] 

  Jeffrey Jones : Gotta bring down your fever.

  Friar Tuck : These germ things must be nasty creatures.

  Little John : Hm. I don't think I've ever seen one. But if I do, I'll put an arrow right through its heart.

• Charles Lindbergh : [Jeffrey knows his history, but Lindbergh is convinced the weather will not clear up for his historic flight]  Jeffrey, you and I need to learn when to give up.

  Jeffrey Jones : But we *can't* give up.

  Jeffrey Jones : [he turns to Phineas, desperate for help]  Bogg, please!

  Phineas Bogg : You got nothin' to lose in checking.

  Charles Lindbergh : Lane, pull up there by that diner, would you?

  Lane : Look, Slim, you gonna disregard the weather report, your friends, your backers, and listen to a kid?

  Charles Lindbergh : [he looks to Bogg and Jeffrey once more, then answers]  Yeah.