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Sex & Nudity
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- Alice and Hugo kiss, which lasts for several hours. They are later seen kissing passionately on several occasions, including while Alice is playing tennis and on the ground in front of the church.
- Owen kisses Geraldine and ends up sucking out one of her fillings. He later brings it back, saying that he's 'only just passed it'.
- Owen mentions kissing a girl, then giving her money to let him feel inside her bra, only for her to have not been wearing it at the time.
- Geraldine tells Alice that she used to stick her boyfriends' hands down her blouse.
- Owen mentions having a jigsaw of a topless woman, before adding that his dog has eaten the breasts.
- Owen proposes to Geraldine. She tries to turn him down, but he withdraws it anyway.
- On initially thinking that Geraldine has accepted his marriage proposal, Owen mentions getting a condom.
- When Owen tells Geraldine about the girl he kissed called Daisy being a 'cow', she initially takes it literally, until he mentions that Daisy was his gamekeeper's daughter.
- Alice worries that she is unattractive.
- Alice tells Geraldine about seeing a man kissing someone that wasn't his wife, making it initially sound like he was having an affair, only to add that it was his mother.
- Alice says she wants to have 15 children with Hugo.
- David makes a list of women that Hugo fancies, hoping that one of them is still single so he can stop Hugo ending up with Alice. Geraldine is surprised at Anne Widdecombe being on the list, as well as herself.
- Geraldine makes Alice and Hugo kiss, despite their awkwardness about doing so.
- Geraldine instructs Hugo to 'try to look sexually attractive' when setting him up with Alice.
- When Alice becomes worried after Hugo leaves without kissing her, Geraldine tells her that he has sprained his tongue. Although meant as a cover for Hugo's conflicting loyalties towards his father and Alice, their frequent kissing makes it highly plausible.
- Alice says that Hugo has 'sucked out all my juice'.
- Geraldine calls Alice 'Miss Lusty Lips'.
- When David says that Hugo is 'just underneath Dale Winton' in the list of most eligible bachelors, Geraldine remarks that it's 'an interesting place to be', a reference to Winton being gay.
- Owen says 'Sizzle my sausage' after kissing Geraldine.
- David says that the village play was about as enjoyable as having his nipples pierced.
- When Geraldine tells Alice that Jesus could come at any time, the latter worries that she might be on the toilet.
Violence & Gore
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- Owen's father is mentioned to have shot his wife and later himself.
- Owen mentions having seen amputations that were more interesting than the village play.
- When expressing frustration at Alice taking a joke too seriously, Geraldine ponders whether King Herod had the right idea.
- Owen's brother is mentioned to have drowned himself.
Profanity
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- Geraldine calls Alice and Hugo 'you morons' when they are reluctant to kiss each other.
- Hugo uses 'duck' in place of a swear word when paraphrasing his father's reaction to him going out with Alice. He also similarly says 'dollocks'.
- Owen describes a girl he once kissed as being a 'cow'.
- Owen refers to his cows having 'the squits', presumably in a similar manner to Hugo using 'duck'.
- One use of 'knockers'.
- A couple of uses of 'sod all'.
- Geraldine playfully calls Alice a 'sad little lunatic'.
- David refers to Alice as a 'genetically modified stick insect with a brain removed', along with making other remarks about her stupidity.
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking
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- Geraldine gets drunk in order to pluck up the courage to turn down Owen's marriage proposal. He reveals that he can't stand women that drink and so retracts the proposal anyway.
- Alice says that her mother is probably unconscious due to heavy drinking.
- David offers Geraldine a glass of whisky, but she declines, appearing to be hungover from the previous evening.
Frightening & Intense Scenes
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- Owen's father and brother are mentioned to have committed suicide over rejection in love, making Geraldine worry about turning down his proposal.
- Alice nearly starts crying when Hugo leaves without kissing her, worrying that he doesn't love her anymore, but he simply isn't up to kissing at that moment.
- Geraldine tries to explain to Alice that 'tinselitis' (a disease caused by eating Christmas decorations) isn't real, but Alice doesn't believe her and becomes emotional over what she sees as mocking victims of it.
- Following his father's outrage at him going out with Alice, Hugo worries about how to resolve his conflicting feelings.
- A tense moment when David threatens to write Hugo out of his will if he continues to associate with Alice, but Hugo ends up standing his ground, much to Geraldine's delight as she believes they are made for each other.
