The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Mid-Life Chrysalis (2004)

Paul Boocock: Fighter Pilot, O.S.I. Instructor

Quotes 

• O.S.I. Instructor : Well, let's see here, Mr. Samson. On the driving portion, you totalled every car but the one you were driving; on the pistol range, you refused to use a gun. And, uh, oh. Hah! Yeah, here's my favorite: on the written, you drew a little guy with wings from the Led Zeppelin records.

  Brock Samson : Icarus. So uh... what are you trying to tell me here, little man? That you don't like Zep?

  [Tester stands and rips the written portion in half] 

  O.S.I. Instructor : My father is General Treister. You saved his life. The man spoke of you as a god. And you did not disappoint.

  Brock Samson : Oh yeah, I used to babysit you.

• O.S.I. Instructor : This test will, uh, test your proficiency with firearms, you'll have two min...

  Brock Samson : Uh-uh. No guns. I don't use guns.

  O.S.I. Instructor : The nine millimeter Glock is standard issue to all agents in the field. You're required...

  Brock Samson : Guns are for sissies.