- David Hogan: Do you realize that all our unfulfilled emotional needs are angry bricks in the wall between us and our happiness?
- Willie Hogan: Could you give us a ride down to the mall?
- David Hogan: Guys, I would - but my inner emotional needs are in conflict with your need.
- Mark Hogan: What are you saying?
- David Hogan: Bug off.
- Willie Hogan: [on their father's birthday gift] Hey, Mark - why don't we get him a protective cup?
- [Mark and Sandy stare at him]
- Willie Hogan: You know - so he won't spill his coffee in the car?
- Mark Hogan, Sandy Hogan: Ohhhh...
- David Hogan: You know, a lot of your so-called professions make a big deal out of psychology - but actually, the human mind is pretty simple.
- Sandy Hogan: Some more than others...
- David Hogan: What an awful woman!
- Sandy Hogan: She's just a character.
- David Hogan: Yeah - out of a book by Stephen King.
- Mark Hogan: This year, we wanted to get him something personal yet practical - sentimental, but not ostentatious.
- Mrs. Patty Poole: Another bottle of cologne?
- Mark Hogan: There's a lot to be said for tradition.
- Sandy Hogan: Could it be that the two of you have old emotional issues that you haven't dealt with? And that by leaving her out, it was your way of hurting her?
- Mother Poole: This woman must be very annoying as a neighbor.
- Peter Poole: We need you gals back at the party. You know, Mike's a nice guy, but he's not exactly what I'd call a party animal.