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Ryan Malloy: Hey, sis! Smell anything different about me?
Tiffany Malloy: Yes. I'd say you were past your expiration date.
Ryan Malloy: This scent is pure gold. I switched towels with Joey the Hound. Yeah, he scores with all the babes, so I took his towel and I rubbed it all over me.
Tiffany Malloy: That's a good start. Add some soap and a little water, and you've got what we humans call a shower.
Ryan Malloy: Wait, I'm wasting my scent on you. Watch my magic work.
[goes over to blonde target and drapes himself over couch behind her]
Ryan Malloy: Hello, baby!
Muffy: Joey?
[turns around]
Muffy: You're not Joey! You used Joey's towel!
Ryan Malloy: So, you wanna go out with me, Muffy?
Muffy: No.
[takes another whiff]
Muffy: Yeah.
[realizes she's being deluded]
Muffy: Never! I hate you!
[can't help herself, takes another whiff]
Muffy: I love you!
[jumps up in panic]
Muffy: I gotta go!
Ryan Malloy: [to Tiffany] Can you imagine what I'd get if I rubbed his underwear on me?
Tiffany Malloy: Crabs.