Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The President (1997)
Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy
Quotes
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[first lines]
Barry : [as Tiffany enters cafeteria] I'm so glad you're here. It's time to nominate the candidates for school president.
[to Amber:]
Barry : Well, actually, *candidate*, since no one ever runs against our Tiffany.
[Tiffany chuckles]
Barry : Ooh, can I make the nomination?
Amber Moss : No! You did it last year! It's my turn to nominate the president.
Barry : It's my turn!
Amber Moss : Barry, it's *my* turn!
Barry : It's *my* turn!
Amber Moss : It's *my* turn!
[and then, predictably, this turns into a little slapping-hands catfight]
Tiffany Malloy : You guys, stop it! Amber, you know that Barry bruises easily.
Barry : [with glowing pride] I'm a delicate little peach.
Amber Moss : No, *I'm* the peach.
Barry : *I'm* the peach!
Amber Moss : [yells] Barry, I'm the peach!
Barry : [yells even louder] I'm the peach!
Amber Moss : Sit down, okay?
Tiffany Malloy : This is not Chicago, 1968!
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Tiffany Malloy : [prepping Ryan for school president] Now, how to build you a whole new image?
[sits down next to him on couch]
Tiffany Malloy : Let's see... What could it be?
Ryan Malloy : [with shrugging motion] I don't know.
Tiffany Malloy : That's it! It's perfect! It's the ultimate political slogan! It's simple, it's relatable, and, most important, you can remember it.
Ryan Malloy : Remember what?
Tiffany Malloy : "I don't know."
Ryan Malloy : Well, if you don't know, we're in trouble here.
Tiffany Malloy : Exactly.
Ryan Malloy : What?
Tiffany Malloy : "I don't know."
Ryan Malloy : If you don't know, who does?
Tiffany Malloy : I know!
Ryan Malloy : Know *what?*
Tiffany Malloy : "I don't know."
Ryan Malloy : You just said you knew!
Tiffany Malloy : I do!
Ryan Malloy : Know what?
Tiffany Malloy : *"I don't know!"*
Ryan Malloy : [buries his face in his hand, crying softly:] I don't wanna be president anymore...
Tiffany Malloy : Ryan, sit up. Put a stupid smile on your face.
[he complies]
Tiffany Malloy : Oh, my God, you're likable! Now put it all together...
Ryan Malloy : [all chipper] I don't know!
Tiffany Malloy : That's perfect!
Ryan Malloy : Can I have ice-cream?