Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The Artist and the Con Artist (1999)
Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy
Quotes
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Jack Malloy : Ryan, hurry up! Your sister needs that painting to go to school!
Ryan Malloy : [down in the basement] Uh-oh, they didn't forget I was down here as I hoped. I know. I'll save the day with a painting of my own, cover it, and fail to believe there will be any consequences.
[a lot of buckets of paint just stand ready]
Ryan Malloy : Uh! Just like kindergarten. Except without the beatings!
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[last lines]
Tiffany Malloy : [a year later, and Tiffany's drawing is now a TV animation] Who could be so low as to steal a young girl's painting from the garbage?
Ryan Malloy : [in Hollywood, where the culprit's now a bigwig] I don't care what the writers think! It's the Ryan Malloy package. I'm an agent, I run this town! The Olsen twins will do nudity and like it!