- [first lines]
- Barbara Caufield: [all chipper] Hello, Caitlin! Isn't it such a *wonderful* sunny day?
- [gasps]
- Barbara Caufield: Doesn't it just make you *happy?*
- Caitlin: The only thing good about the sun is skin cancer, wrinkles and premature ageing. Have we been out in the sun long?
- [Barbara blanches]
- Tiffany Malloy: [enters, along with Ryan] Hey, Barbara. Hallo, Caitlin. Come on, let's see a smile.
- [yeah, real fat chance of that happening]
- Tiffany Malloy: Hey, I was out in the sun for a real long time today.
- [that causes the Goth to smile]
- Tiffany Malloy: Atta girl.
- Ryan Malloy: Ah, the widow Blackpool. You think you know depression? Wait till you wake up in bed next to me.
- Caitlin: I'd rather watch a kid in play film festival.
- Ryan Malloy: One day you're gonna want me. And when that day comes...
- [quickly rethinks:]
- Ryan Malloy: I'll be there.
- [the Goth hisses at him like a furious cat]