Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Exorcising Jennie (1997)
Don Novello: Father Guido Sarducci
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [to the exorcist] Can I do anything for you, Father?
Father Guido Sarducci : [old charlatan that he is, stares at the pretty young girl, so much that even she gets a bit self-conscious, then he casts his eyes up above] Hope You don't read minds.
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Father Guido Sarducci : [to the sham exorcist] Look, we paid you twenty-five bucks. Now let's see some action!
Mr. Floppy : Okay. Repeat after me. Evil-a spirit, please, leave-a this house!
Father Guido Sarducci , Ryan Malloy , Tiffany Malloy , Jack Malloy : Evil-a spirit, please-a leave-a this house!
Mr. Floppy : Very good!
Father Guido Sarducci , Ryan Malloy , Tiffany Malloy , Jack Malloy : Thank-a you very much!
Jennie Malloy : [appears] Evil-a spirit? Is that what you think of me? Well, I'm not one to hang around some place I'm not *wanted!*
Father Guido Sarducci : Then how do you explain our marriage?
Jennie Malloy : Fine! You won't have Dead *Mom* to kick around anymore!
[heads for front door]
Jennie Malloy : If you change your minds, I will be backstage at the Calvin Klein's menswear show!
[leaves in a huff, is heard singing:]
Jennie Malloy : Swing low...