- Tiffany Malloy: [mistakes Ryan's reason for being dressed up in a suit] So, you're after the rich guy too, huh? Well, it's a free country, you strut your stuff and I'll strut mine. You know, you got a 10% chance, according to *some* surveys. 90% in San Francisco!
- Ryan Malloy: [Internet scammer pretending to be female] Anyway, I learned the secret to women.
- Tiffany Malloy: [hesitantly] You mean, there is no such thing as PMS? It's just an excuse to kill or cry and do whatever we want?
- Ryan Malloy: No, I just meant that women are interested in you if you have money.
- Tiffany Malloy: Guh!
- [scoffs]
- Tiffany Malloy: We'll see about that whole PMS thing!
- Ryan Malloy: What is PMS anyhow?
- Tiffany Malloy: Shut up or I'll kill you and get away with it too!
- [maniacal cackle followed up by crying jinks]
- Tiffany Malloy: *That's* PMS! By the way, this won't keep me from being a good president!