Two of a Kind (TV Series)

Prelude to a Kiss (1998)

Christopher Sieber: Kevin Burke

Quotes 

• Carrie Moore : Oh, a leg man!

  Kevin Burke : Okay, I'm a leg man. You're a chin woman!

• Kevin Burke : Thanks again for staying over, Carrie. Hope the fold-out couch was okay.

  Carrie Moore : The couch folds out?

• Ashley Burke : Bologna? I can't feed Jennifer Dilber bologna! What did you buy this for?

  Kevin Burke : My lunch tomorrow.

  Ashley Burke : Well, it should be in a separate bag! People, please help me out here!

• Kevin Burke : [to Carrie]  Are you going to eat all my toppings?

  Carrie Moore : Hey, it's a slumber party. I have a sacred obligation as a girl to pig out!

  Kevin Burke : I used to be able to do that. Then, for my 30th birthday, God slipped a tire around my waist, but go ahead. Enjoy!