Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (TV Series)

Spunk (2001)

Will Mellor: Gaz

Quotes 

• Gaz : [In the pub, holding a steak and kidney pie]  Who invented the pie? I mean what a genius. 'Cos you've got the subtle flavour of the steak, mixed with the texture of the finest kidney, and all that against the backdrop of the crumbley buttery pastry. If that man was here now I'd shake his hand.

  Jonny : I'd kiss him.

  Gaz : You big poof.