The Twilight Zone (TV Series)

The Bard (1963)

Jack Weston: Julius Moomer

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• Julius Moomer : I got me an idea Will. You don't mind if I call you Will, do you?

  William Shakespeare : What's in a name? That which we call a rose. By any other name would smell as sweet;

  [Trumpets sound, also from Romeo & Juliet Act 2, Scene 2, by Juliet, but not mentioned by Shakespeare] 

• Julius Moomer : You never heard of Ingrid Bergman?

  [laughs] 

  Julius Moomer : Where ya been pal?... Never mind, don't tell me.

  William Shakespeare : A comely woman I take it. One fairer than my love. The all seeing sun ne'er saw her match since first the world begun.

  [Trumpets sound, from Romeo & Juliet, Act 1, Scene 2, by Romeo-not mentioned by Shakespeare] 

• Julius Moomer : [Julius Moomer has just finished doing the jig of joy]  S'matter, Will? You don't look so good.

  William Shakespeare : Like a strutting player whose conceit lies in his hamstring.

  [Trumpets sound] 

  William Shakespeare : That's from Troilus and Cressida, Act 1, Scene 3

  [by Ulysses] 

• Julius Moomer : Hey Will, Will. Will. Hey wait a minute, Will. Wait a minute. What're you doing? You're gonna louse up the whole deal. What am I going to say to them in there? What am I gonna tell them?

  William Shakespeare : Tell them simply that foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun. It shines everywhere.

  [Trumpets sound] 

  William Shakespeare : Act 3, Scene 1, Twelfth Night.

  [by Feste]