- [after Julian shoots Conky the puppet in the face, breaking Bubbles out of his temporary insanity]
- Sam Losco: Smoking much dope lately, boys? You guys are fucked!
- Conky: Why don't you just shoot off your gun some more, very recklessly like? Idiot!
- Ricky: Did you just call me an idiot, Conky? Huh?
- Conky: Maybe I did... Reveen.
- Ricky: Alright, "Reveen" is taking it a little too far, alright, you little fucker?
- Conky: [singing] He's the fucking man they call...
- Julian: Don't say it, Bubbles.
- Conky: [singing] Reveeeeeeen.
- Julian: In sixth grade Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky.
- Ricky: What a little asshole.
- Julian: He took the doll with him everywhere. It was kind of like his confidante.
- Ricky: His what?
- Julian: Never mind. Anyway, we had to take the doll away, because it fucked Bubbles' mind up big time.
- Ricky: Yeah, it was like, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, he was two people at the same time as bein' Bubbles. He was trying to be this other person that wasn't Bubbles, but he was still Bubbles. It was, it was fucked.
- Conky: You're not gonna listen to Ricky, are you, Bubbles? You're a lot smarter than he is.
- Bubbles: Conky, don't start.
- Conky: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Jim Lahey's car is at the vet.
- Bubbles: What's Lahey doing here?
- Conky: Why don't you go find out, Bubbles, or are you too scared?
- Bubbles: Conky, you'd better fuck off, I'm telling you.
- Conky: Fuck off? You just remember I call the shots here, Bubbles. You got it?
- Bubbles: Yes, Conky.
- Conky: Good.
- Conky: [after Julian stops Ricky from shooting him] Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used... Patrick Swayze.
- Julian: That's not funny, bubbles.
- Conky: [singing] Ohh, my Julian, my handsome Julian, Patrick Swayze, you were so fucking sexy in Roadhouse, and fucking Dirty Dancing.
- [He gets shot by Julian]
- Bubbles: [surprised] Oh my god! Julian, what happened?
- Julian: I'm sorry, buddy. You were going crazy on us, man.
- Bubbles: Remember that time I was trying to make a model and I accidentally glued the wing of a B-52 bomber to my bird? For three days, I had a wing glued to my bird!
- Ricky: [Flipping off receptionist with both hands] This is called the double whammy, which I only bring out for special occasions.
- Ricky: [Looking for where he threw Conky in the swamp] I don't know where it was. It was grade six. I was drunk.
- Ricky: [Bubbles is inside the vet's office, attacking Randy, while Ricky watches from outside. He has accidentally glued a rag to his nose with contect cement]
- Ricky: What the fuck?... Julian, it must be the fumes. I'm hallucinating, man. It looks like Bubbles has wings on his back and he's strangling Mike Bullard.
- Ricky: Then these two idiots showed up here, drunk as fuck, starting shit, mumbling something about shit-wolves, then they pissed themselves and passed out. I don't fucking know, they're fucked. You know that.