The comedy segment features a clip from April 1990, a eulogy for a thesaurus writer. Clint Eastwood answers Johnny's questions about the Sergio Leone films, working with an orangutan, the Dirty Harry movies, and being mayor of Carmel. David Letterman talks about Johnny's retirement and achievements, and recalls how he first met Eastwood while working at a comedy club. He talks about his fellow passengers on the flight from New York, and also tells a humorous story about his dog eating spoiled meat. Bob Hope mentions receiving his 54th honorary degree (from the University of Rhode Island), and shows several clips from his upcoming special.
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