- Steve Landesberg: I said to Jimmy... I said there's a couple of days left. They're gonna be askin' you about Billy. Look 'em in the eye and say, "I am an only child."
- Johnny Carson: There was a little panic on Capitol Hill today. A kid got dressed up as an Arab, and went trick or treating in Congress.
- Johnny Carson: On this very stage, Soviet premier Leonid Brezhnev will be out here to discuss his, uh, secret SALT II talks with Amy Carter.