The comedy segment is Aunt Blabby talking about returning to college. Albert Weber works for the FDA in Brooklyn, inspecting seafood by smell. He talks about the job and how people react to his work, and discusses standards for determining whether shipped seafood is safe. Some shrimp samples are then brought out for him to compare; the second sample sends Johnny reeling back from his desk onto the floor. Robert Blake jumps between various topics, including intelligence tests, getting a fence for his house, and getting a dog to be a watchdog that likes eating socks and pantyhose. He also talks about why he hates birthdays, and his deep irritation when anyone kisses or hugs his wife or himself. Kelly Monteith does a stand-up comedy routine and a brief interview, in which Johnny further comments on some of the topics he joked about. Thomas Braden is a syndicated columnist and author of "Eight Is Enough", about raising his large family. He and Johnny talk about the way child rearing has changed from when they were kids, including dealing with college-age children who want to have sex in the home. He also discusses various rules he established for the family for road trips and other situations.
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