Quotes
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Tommy Shafter : Well, it's Amy. Someone's turning into a woman!
Amy : Yeah. And I'm looking at her.
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Amy : You trying to ugly the weed outta my hand?
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Tommy Shafter : What's that behind your ear? It's a nickel!
[produces a nickel]
Amy : What's that behind your ear?
[slaps Tommy in the face]
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Erin Fitzpatrick : Okay, young lady you're getting a time out. Now you just stand over there for three minutes and think about what you've done. Okay now you've got ten. I can stand here all day I got nothing but time.
Amy : I believe the term for that is unemployed.
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Amy : You people are pathetic, ya know, do the world a favor and don't have kids. I'm outta here, losers!
[turns to face Tommy]
Tommy Shafter : Hi!
[zaps Amy with her taser]
Tommy Shafter : And the nickel wasn't really behind your ear!
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[having caught Amy after she tried to escape from the Titus house]
Ken Titus : She's carrying a giant bag of Maui Wowie.
Amy Fitzpatrick : [dismissively] It's Red Sensei.
Ken Titus : Is that like Acapulco gold?
Amy Fitzpatrick : Ooh, grandpa weed. Were you at Woodstock? Quit drooling, oldie.
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Tommy Shafter : It's Amy! Well, well someone's turning into a woman.
Amy Fitzpatrick : Yeah, and I'm looking at her!
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Tommy Shafter : Amy look, my thumb came off.
Amy : [zaps Tommy with a taser]