Three's Company (TV Series)

Good Old Reliable Janet (1978)

Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow

Quotes 

• Jack Tripper : Wait a minute, you'd go to a nude beach and get naked in front of total strangers but you wouldn't in front of me? That doesn't make any sense.

  Chrissy Snow : It makes perfect sense. See, I don't know them, and they don't know me and they don't know who they're seeing, and I don't know who's seeing me. But I know you, and you know me, and you know who you're seeing, and I know who's seeing me. And both of them are me! See?

  Jack Tripper : No, I don't see.

  Chrissy Snow : And you're not going to, either.

  [out the door] 

  Jack Tripper : I'd undress in front of you!

  Janet Wood : Later, Jack, when we need a good laugh.

• Helen Roper : [naked behind the flower box]  Don't come over here, Stanley!

  Stanley Roper : Why not? What are you got back there that I haven't seen before?

  Janet Wood : Me!

  Chrissy Snow : Janet, what are you doing back there?

  Janet Wood : Giving the azalias a thrill.

• Jack Tripper : Well, I was jogging along...

  Janet Wood : I don't believe you!

  Chrissy Snow : Neither do I.

  Jack Tripper : Okay, if you don't wanna hear about the naked girl I saw...

  Janet Wood : Wait! What naked girl?

  Jack Tripper : I don't know her name. I was running along on the beach and I turned to say hi and then I tripped over *another* one. Yes, everyone on that beach was *nude!*

  Chrissy Snow : They weren't wearing anything?

  Jack Tripper : Right! That's nude, that's nude. They were just wearing suntan lotion! Could you imagine everywhere I looked all I saw were shiny hills.

  Janet Wood : You mean, you mean, right here on our beach? Now come on, Jack, you're putting us on.

  Jack Tripper : It's true! I spend the last half hour talking to a naked redhead. Just to make sure.

  [chuckles] 

• [first lines] 

  Chrissy Snow : [struggling with phone]  Hello? Hello? Hello?

  [Janet enters] 

  Chrissy Snow : Janet, the phone's not working!

  Janet Wood : Oh, yeah, Chrissy, I know.

  [sits down] 

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, when are you gonna get it fixed?

  Janet Wood : Oh, well, I... Wait a minute, Chrissy, wait a minute. Why should I be the one to have it fixed?

  Chrissy Snow : 'Cause you always take care of it.

  Janet Wood : The telephone has never been out of order before.

  Chrissy Snow : No, but the TV was.

  Janet Wood : Right. You see, as... as a matter of fact, I did call. The telephone company's gonna send a man over.

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, I knew you'd take care of it. When's he coming?

  Janet Wood : This afternoon.

  Chrissy Snow : This afternoon? I can't wait that long! I'm expecting a call from my date.

  Janet Wood : Oh, yeah? Who are you going out with?

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, I don't know. He hasn't called yet.