Three's Company (TV Series)
Good Old Reliable Janet (1978)
John Ritter: Jack Tripper
Quotes
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Jack Tripper : Wait a minute, you'd go to a nude beach and get naked in front of total strangers but you wouldn't in front of me? That doesn't make any sense.
Chrissy Snow : It makes perfect sense. See, I don't know them, and they don't know me and they don't know who they're seeing, and I don't know who's seeing me. But I know you, and you know me, and you know who you're seeing, and I know who's seeing me. And both of them are me! See?
Jack Tripper : No, I don't see.
Chrissy Snow : And you're not going to, either.
[out the door]
Jack Tripper : I'd undress in front of you!
Janet Wood : Later, Jack, when we need a good laugh.
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Jack Tripper : Well, I was jogging along...
Janet Wood : I don't believe you!
Chrissy Snow : Neither do I.
Jack Tripper : Okay, if you don't wanna hear about the naked girl I saw...
Janet Wood : Wait! What naked girl?
Jack Tripper : I don't know her name. I was running along on the beach and I turned to say hi and then I tripped over *another* one. Yes, everyone on that beach was *nude!*
Chrissy Snow : They weren't wearing anything?
Jack Tripper : Right! That's nude, that's nude. They were just wearing suntan lotion! Could you imagine everywhere I looked all I saw were shiny hills.
Janet Wood : You mean, you mean, right here on our beach? Now come on, Jack, you're putting us on.
Jack Tripper : It's true! I spend the last half hour talking to a naked redhead. Just to make sure.
[chuckles]