- Stanley Roper: Helen! Helen, I'm in bad shape.
- Helen Roper: [thinks he's just trying to weasel out of taking her out tonight] Stanley, do me a favor. Don't make excuses until I make demands.
- Janet Wood: [as they return] Boy, oh boy, Chrissy. Really?
- Chrissy Snow: Yeah. The nerve of that guy! First he makes a date with me and then he asks me to wear the short shorts I wore to the office picnic.
- Janet Wood: Well, what did you tell him?
- Chrissy Snow: That I'm not going out with any guy who's only interested in me for my *clothes.*
- Janet Wood: [smiles] Good for you.
- Chrissy Snow: But that's not it. Then he looked at me and he said he'd go out with me if I didn't wear anything at *all.*
- Janet Wood: I hope you told him off.
- Chrissy Snow: I certainly will. He's picking me up at seven.
- Jack Tripper: [with Helen looking at him quizzically as he is still standing there with noodles streaming down after Linda poured the big bowl of soup over his head] She brought me some chicken soup.
- Helen Roper: I think you were supposed to eat it.
- Jack Tripper: I didn't have time.