The Thick of It (TV Series)
Episode #2.1 (2005)
James Smith: Glenn Cullen
Quotes
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Glenn Cullen : [about Ollie being seconded to Nr.10 for a week] They only want him to make Cappucinos.
Hugh Abbot : He does it very well. I think it's the way you waggle your finger so hard in the milk.
Oliver Reeder : Yeah, you think it's my finger, bitch.
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Hugh Abbot : Sometimes I... you know, when you meet the real, the actual people... don't you, I mean, you just look at the little beady eyes and mean mouths sort of sneering, and... I mean, I know this is what they think people like me think so I hate thinking it, but I just find myself thinking they're from a different fucking species. You know, with their t-shirts and weird trousers and tabards and... Why do they wear clothes with writing on? And why are they so fucking fat?
Glenn Cullen : I know. And stupid.
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Hugh Abbott : Have you, though?
Glenn Cullen : What?
Hugh Abbott : Ever cleaned up your own mother's piss?
Glenn Cullen : No, I never knew my mother, Hugh, as you remember.
Hugh Abbott : Oh, sorry. Have you ever cleaned up your stepmother's piss?
Glenn Cullen : No, I never cleaned her piss, it wasn't that kind of relationship.
Hugh Abbott : No, nor me. Though I have to say, I've done Alicia's piss, and then Charlie's piss, I mean, you know, loads of it. But, you know, it's only piss... I mean, she was going on as if it was sort of toxic waste or something. But it's... what's a bit of piss?
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[just before he leaves, Ollie slaps Glenn round the back of the head, to get him back for "happy-slapping" him before]
Glenn Cullen : Stupid boy.
Hugh Abbot : That was funny.
Glenn Cullen : That was funny?
Hugh Abbot : Yeah.
Glenn Cullen : I don't think it was funny.
Hugh Abbot : I'm an elected representative of the people. It was funny.
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Hugh Abbot : [on a rooftop, talking to Glenn on the ground below over the phone] Glenn? Is she still saying it?
Glenn Cullen : Oh, God, yes.
[to the angry Welsh woman who is still complaining to him]
Glenn Cullen : Would you please just give me a moment?
[to Hugh]
Glenn Cullen : Yes, yes, she's banging on about it even now. The trouble is, Hugh, they reckon they've got some great shots, you know...
Hugh Abbot : Great shots?
Glenn Cullen : The thing is, don't panic, you know...
Pauline McKendrick : [to Glenn as he tries to talk to Hugh on the phone] ... this is what you do though because it's disgusting! You cannot treat people like this!
Glenn Cullen : [suddenly whips round on her] CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP! For one fucking minute? I'm asking nicely. Please!
[he resumes his call with Hugh]
Glenn Cullen : Now, Hugh, look, I'm going to have hang up. I'm going to have to deal with her...
Pauline McKendrick : Did you enjoy that? Did you enjoy that?