- [first lines]
- Bo: Ah, fresh air, sunshine and doughnuts! Life is good, Abe. Life is very good.
- Abe: I hate to admit it, Bo, but you are absolutely right. This is truly a beautiful Earth day.
- Bo: I wonder what they're doing up on Crouton.
- Abe: Well, Bo, it's hard to say. This time of year, they're usually working on the zittle harvest. Mom is probably whipping up a fresh batch of zittle dumplings.
- Bo: Oh, and Dad will get out his special knife and carve little characters out of the zittle cores. You know, I've had my run-ins with Dad, but I've got to give him one thing. The man knows how to whittle a zittle.
- Sylvia Vincent: Wake up and smell the warden, will you? You can go to prison for embezzling two million dollars!
- Val Vincent: That's what apprenticeships are for - to give young, energetic people a chance to get their foot in the door. Isn't that right, fellas?
- Rene: But they don't have any experience.
- Val Vincent: Well, I'm willing to bet they're very quick studies.
- Rene: [points to Bo] This one is weird.
- Val Vincent: Well, since when has being *weird* been a hindrance to our profession?
- Rene: As I mentioned before, apprentices start out doing the least desireable jobs around the salon.
- Bo: Like menial labor.
- Rene: Exactly. Like sweeping hair...
- Abe: Check!
- Rene: ...scrubbing sinks...
- Bo: Check!
- Rene: ...shampoos and facials...
- Abe: Check!
- Rene: ...laundry...
- Bo: Check!
- Rene: ...and cleaning the toilets.
- Bo, Abe: CHECK!