They Came from Outer Space (TV Series)
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (1991)
Stuart Fratkin: Abe
Quotes
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[first lines]
Bo : Ah, fresh air, sunshine and doughnuts! Life is good, Abe. Life is very good.
Abe : I hate to admit it, Bo, but you are absolutely right. This is truly a beautiful Earth day.
Bo : I wonder what they're doing up on Crouton.
Abe : Well, Bo, it's hard to say. This time of year, they're usually working on the zittle harvest. Mom is probably whipping up a fresh batch of zittle dumplings.
Bo : Oh, and Dad will get out his special knife and carve little characters out of the zittle cores. You know, I've had my run-ins with Dad, but I've got to give him one thing. The man knows how to whittle a zittle.
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Rene : As I mentioned before, apprentices start out doing the least desireable jobs around the salon.
Bo : Like menial labor.
Rene : Exactly. Like sweeping hair...
Abe : Check!
Rene : ...scrubbing sinks...
Bo : Check!
Rene : ...shampoos and facials...
Abe : Check!
Rene : ...laundry...
Bo : Check!
Rene : ...and cleaning the toilets.