That's My Bush! (TV Series)

Eenie, Meenie, Miney, MURDER! (2001)

Timothy Bottoms: George W. Bush

Quotes 

• Charlton Heston : Damn it, George, you just don't get it! Guns don't kill people.

  George W. Bush : They don't?

  Charlton Heston : No! BULLETS do! Guns just get 'em going reeally, really fast!

• George W. Bush : [Charlton Heston has gotten belligerent over gun control]  Princess! Will you send in the Secret Service to escort Mr. Heston out?

  Secret Service Bobby #2 : [In a cheesy British accent]  What's all this then?

  Charlton Heston : All right, I'm going, but I'm not leaving empty handed! I'm taking one of these magazines with me!

  George W. Bush : You'll see! America'll be a lot better off without guns!

  Secret Service Bobby #2 : Come along, you! And leave the President's belongings!

  [Tries to take the magazine away] 

  Charlton Heston : Let my "People" go!