- Michael Kelso: [Kelso is testing to be a waiter] I can't believe I did it!
- Eric: I can't believe the glue held. Your first shift will not go well.
- Michael Kelso: [holding the tray side ways] Yeah, it'll be a disaster!
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: You told her about the marriage? We agreed never to speak of this evil to anyone!
- Kitty Forman: Well, I had to tell a few people because I never thought I'd be able to say "Laurie got married" without adding "and the baby came early".
- [Bob is depressed since Joanne broke up with him. To cheer him up, Donna and Jackie anonymously sent him a nice basket of fudge]
- Bob Pinciotti: [cheerfully] Guess what, girls. I got fudge.
- [Donna and Jackie feign they have no idea who sent it]
- Donna Pinciotti: [smiles] Fudge? What a surprise! Who is it from?
- [Bob finds a note inside the basket]
- Bob Pinciotti: It didn't say, but there is a poem: "Roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, here's some fudge".
- [Donna looks critically at Jackie for the lousy rhyme. Jackie is slightly embarrassed]
- Jackie Burkhart: [whispers to Donna] They rushed me.
- Eric: I'm going to get a high-paying job.
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: Yeah? Why don't you just go down to the 'Bureau of High-Paying Jobs'? It's right next to the 'Pie In The Sky' office.
- Kitty Forman: There's nothing like a present wrapped in beautiful paper. It's like Cary Grant in a tuxedo. I just want to rip it off!