- [about President Ford]
- Kitty Forman: You voted for Gerald Ford.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Kitty, no one voted for Gerald Ford.
- Eric Forman: Uh, well, I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Well, that's, that's perfect, Eric. Use that line when you're up for Miss America.
- Steven Hyde: I'm going to write an awesome slogan like "I hate the fuzz" on my ass.
- Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: [to President Ford, after Eric streaks through the room wearing a Nixon mask] How the hell could you pardon Nixon?
- [about streaking]
- Eric Forman: Don't get me wrong, I'm completely pro nudity, but I think my Dad might kill me and I'm anti being killed.
- Donna Pinciotti: Mom, why are you doing this?
- Midge Pinciotti: Honey, there are lots of things I do to make your father happy that I don't really like.