- Fez and Kelso vie for the affections of a hot new client at the local beauty salon; Kitty devises a plan to heat up her private life with Red.
- Superior shampoo boy Fez is picked up by charmed customer Danielle after commiserating about her adorable knucklehead boyfriend- which is Kelso, who can't believe she's alive when stood-up but is made to doubt if he's loosing his magical touch, so he gets a lesson in listening to girls without staring at their breasts, with a surprising effect on Danielle. Since the boys dared Donna and Jackie to play a fight punching in friendly jest, they can't stop cat-fighting meanly. The boys are disgusted because Kitty left a 'pervert' book in the garage to 'inspire' Red; when he refuses she declares a cooking strike, Bob suggests a deeper root problem, but she assures Eric she's just horny.—KGF Vissers
- Superior shampoo boy Fez is picked up by charmed customer Danielle (Lindsay Lohan) after commiserating about her adorable knucklehead boyfriend - which is Kelso. Danielle likes that Fez is a great listener and really understands what women want.
Danielle says she will ditch her boyfriend to date Fez. Kelso can't believe she's alive when he is stood-up. Kelso has never been stood up before in his life. Kelso is shocked to see Danielle with Fez. He doubts that he is losing his magical touch with the ladies. Kelso gets a lesson from Fez in listening to girls without staring at their breasts. Kelso says that he never had to evolve listening skills as his looks were so highly developed.
Fez makes him promise not to use it on Danielle to win her back. He makes Donna tell a story and Kelso has to listen to the story and recite it back. It takes a few tries before Kelso can get it right. This has a surprising effect on Danielle. Danielle kisses Kelso, but is confronted by Fez, who asks her to choose. Danielle goes with Fez as she likes men who boss her around.
Boys are always fighting each other, which Donna says is because they secretly want to touch each other. The boys say that girls can never have a play fight, since it always turns into a real fight. The boys dare Donna and Jackie to play a fight punching in friendly jest. But, once they start, they can't stop cat-fighting meanly. Every time they meet, they say mean things to each other and get into a cat-fight.
Kelso gets a free punch at Fez since he snaked Danielle from him. Kelso also writes off Danielle as a lunatic and congratulates Fez since Danielle is likely to be a fireball in bed. Fez also gets a free punch at Kelso, since he snaked her back. Soon, the punches devolve into a full fight. But they soon hug each other and sit down for a meal. The girls cannot understand this.
The boys are disgusted because Kitty left a 'pervert' book in the garage to 'inspire' Red to put some zip back in the bedroom. When Red refuses (he suggests that they put a TV in the bedroom), Kitty declares a cooking strike. The book had suggestions like using their dish towels as blindfolds in the bedroom and play a sexy bedroom version of Marco Polo.
Bob suggests a deeper root problem. Bob says that Kitty could have a serious emotional issue and that Red has to deal with it. Red sends Eric to listen to Kitty. Kitty assures Eric she's just horny. Eric tells Kitty that she can ask for anything, she can have diamonds, she can have a new car, but Kitty tells Eric that she only wants adventurous sex with Red.
Eric begs Red to have kinky sex with Kitty to restore regular meal service in the kitchen. The guys have to survive on potato chips and Kitty has not fed them in 3 days. Red has no option but to read the book and is willing to try page 47. Eventually Eric finds them doing it in the kitchen.
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