That '70s Show (TV Series)
Jackie Moves On (2000)
Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde
Quotes
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Laurie Forman : Well, that's not as bad as when I walked in on you, in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster, and you were all...
Eric Forman : LAURIE WAS BORN WITH A TAIL!
Steven Hyde : *What*?
Eric Forman : Yeah! Laurie was born with a tail!
Laurie Forman : I HATE YOU!
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Steven Hyde : [at the kitchen table, Hyde and Laurie begin a put-down competition] Boy, Laurie, you really liked that hot dog! You didn't even chew it!
Laurie Forman : Oh, hey, Hyde. Fathers' Day is coming up. Shouldn't you practice saying, "Hi, are you my Daddy?'"
Steven Hyde : Oh, by the way, Laurie. The Surgeon General called. He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin.
Laurie Forman : Y'know, when you're in prison, your bad table manners will probably just be a turn-on for some guy named "Tank".
Steven Hyde : Oh. Well, maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit, you can ask him to take it easy on me.
Laurie Forman : Oh, yeah? Well... nice hair!
Steven Hyde : [patronizing] Oh, Laurie. Are you all out of put-downs?
Laurie Forman : [a bit desperate] Yeah. I guess I'm having an off day.