- [the bartender sees Hyde]
- Bud: Hey, you look kinda familiar. Do I know you?
- Steven Hyde: I should hope so... Dad.
- Bud: You know, Steven, I've really improved since I stopped drinking. I got a new job and a new apartment. I even got a color TV.
- Steven Hyde: Color TV. Wow. I remember when I was a kid, I didn't even have a father.
- [walks out of the room]
- Laurie Forman: [about Hyde eating at the Formans' house] Daddy works really hard and nothing here is cheap.
- Eric Forman: Except you.
- Laurie Forman: Believe me, I'm not cheap.
- Eric Forman: [with a straight face] Fine. Free. Whatever.
- [Donna and Eric are making out on his bed, she sees something underneath the bed]
- Donna Pinciotti: You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed?
- Eric Forman: What? No! No, not a stack.
- [Donna picks up about 15 magazines]
- Eric Forman: I mean, what is a "stack"?
- Jackie Burkhart: Whoa, Fez! What are you doing?
- Fez: Showing off my joie de vivre. You like?
- Jackie Burkhart: No!
- Fez: So, what? This was all a waste? The pants, the chest, the manly smell... The Jackie, hello, Jackie, Jackie... Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie... Worthless?
- Michael Kelso: Not worthless. Hilarious!
- Jackie Burkhart: Okay. Look, Fez, you're not bad looking. I mean some girls like the exotic, grimy look, but only the cheapest, most sluttiest girls will like that.
- Fez: I see.
- Laurie Forman: [walks in, looks at Fez] Damn, Fez! Looking good!