Plot

Kitty volunteers at the church fund raiser and obliges Red, Eric, Kelso and Hyde to help her. Jackie and Donna find out how loony Caroline is.

Looking for something meaningful besides her domestic routine, Kitty volunteers for the church's womens group Gods Magic Circle's fund raising, and not just herself- objections from the men stand no chance whatsoever. No surprise that Red concentrates more on playing then on selling raffle tickets, while Hyde and Kelso cheat at Bingo to walk away with all the prizes. Fez is the last one to believe his lover Caroline is certifiable but breaks up when it becomes too obvious from her violent jealousy of his female friends.—KGF Vissers

Looking for something meaningful besides her domestic routine (she thinks she is in a rut, after the meeting with Paula), Kitty volunteers for the church's women's group Gods Magic Circle's fund raising, and not just herself but her entire family. Objections from the Eric, Kelso, Hyde, and Red stand no chance whatsoever.

Red is assigned to sell Raffle tickets, Kelso and Hyde are in charge of Bingo and Eric is in charge of the cakewalk. No surprise that Red concentrates more on playing craps then on selling raffle tickets, while Hyde and Kelso cheat at Bingo. Hyde is pulling the numbers and Kelso mouths the numbers for Hyde to call out, to walk away with all the prizes. The prizes included some of the most technologically advanced robotic toys on the market and the boy simply wanted to get their hands on them.

Eric is running the cake walking contest and meets an old man Glen (John Ratzenberger) with a bitter wife, who advises him not to marry his high-school sweet-heart. He says one day they had heard all of each other's stories and then she started to eat. Eric relates to the story as that's what's happening with Donna. Glen says that he was a lot like Eric, with a bad haircut and less muscle tone than a can of ham. Glen says that it starts off small, but then pretty soon they are putting you down in front of your friends. Eric can see that Donna is doing the same to him already. Eric imagines his life with a fat and bitter Donna. Eric weighs 80 pounds and is bald.

Kitty is angry when she finds that Red is not selling raffle tickets, Kelso/Hyde are cheating at Bingo and Eric is not at the Cake walk counter. Without Eric at the cakewalk, the old folks are simply walking around in a circle endlessly. Kitty makes them put back all their winnings and prizes and sends them home. But Kelso wont quit and takes the "Rock Em, Sock Em" Robots game with him.

Later she realizes that she shouldn't have asked the guys to contribute when all she wanted was to do something meaningful herself.

Fez is the last one to believe his lover Caroline is certifiable. Hyde maintains that Caroline is crazy, but Donna and Jackie like Caroline and want to spend more time with her. But this changes very quickly. The girls spend time with Caroline, and Caroline reveals that she is a Gemini and her horoscope says that she has a split personality. She screams at Jackie when she says Fez used to have a crush on her. She promises Jackie and Donna to scratch their eyes out if they hit on Fez. Fez refuses to believe Donna and Jackie. But Fez breaks up when it becomes too obvious from her violent jealousy of his female friends. Fez tells Caroline that he and Donna love each other. Fez begs Donna for help as she is a giant and she can take Caroline in a straight fight. Donna supports Fez by giving him a hot kiss. Caroline backs off but promises to stalk Fez.