- It's Halloween and the gang goes to their old abandoned, burnt down grammar school.
- It's Halloween and the gang decides to go to their old, abandoned, burnt down grammar school to have a scary Halloween. It soon turns out telling scary stories isn't scary enough any more, but finding their permanent records does send shivers down their spines. Meanwhile, Red and Kitty are thinking back about their first Halloween together.—Marco van Hoof <k_luifje7@hotmail.com>
- Explaining about Halloween to Fez is like showing a baby how to steal candy. The others go for the horror side, after a movie in the old burned-down school; Eric's stories are as scary as a puppy, but the girls find the gang's permanent school records, containing real secrets such as Jackie's middle name, the one vandalism angelic Eric committed at age 7 but bastard Hyde got blamed for, so now he blames his entire wicked walk of life on that, and 'worst': Kelso's age, which he hid, thus depriving everyone of a beer-buyer... Even Red knows better then Kitty, who gives kids raisins as 'healthy natural' treat, a trick with eggs proves his point; they reminisce about her first pregnancy announcement, at a Halloween costume-party.—KGF Vissers
- The gang explains to Fez the whole concept of Halloween and he can't believe that just showing up in costume at doorsteps gets you candy. They decide to visit the burnt down building of their old school on Halloween night. Hyde was suspected of arson, but he claims he was out of town that week. The gang goes to watch "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre". Jackie cannot understand the movie since in Texas everybody has guns, so why are they using chainsaws.
On Halloween night the gang gathers at their old, burned down elementary school. Eric scares Fez by saying that one of coaches died in the fire and legend says that his ghost still resides in the burnt down building, haunting the halls. At the first sign of unexplained movement, Kelso shoves Jackie out of the way and runs for safety. Kelso says that he was protecting Jackie by drawing the ghost away from her. The gang sits around trying to tell scary stories, but they keep on finding loopholes in the stories and they are not scary anymore.
The gang is at odds with each other after finding their old permanent records. Many secrets are revealed. These include: Donna used to streak in kindergarten; Hyde was considered to be the smartest in his class but classified as a troublemaker and destined for the cell block in a prison. Kelso had to repeat the first grade; It was cursive writing and he also killed the class bunny. Jackie's middle name is Beulah; Eric was responsible for the first time Hyde got in trouble the one vandalism angelic Eric committed at age 7 but bastard Hyde got blamed for. Hyde was accused of breaking a girl's diorama in the 2nd grade, but Eric says he broke it since it was better than his. So now Hyde blames his entire wicked walk of life on that one incident; Kelso's age, which he hid (since he repeated 1st grade), thus depriving everyone of a legitimate beer-buyer; Jackie defends Kelso. When Donna picks on Jackie, she reveals that Hyde kissed Donna; Hyde says that he is just a born troublemaker, or maybe Eric turned him into one. Donna reveals that Jackie claimed that Fez was a better kisser than Kelso.
The gang buries the permanent records as they are tearing the gang apart!!. Jackie wants to burn them, but Kelso says that the records have already been in a fire and they cannot be destroyed this way.
Even Red knows better than Kitty, who gives kids raisins as 'healthy natural' treat on Halloween night. A egg thrown at Kitty's kitchen proves his point; they reminisce about her first pregnancy announcement, at a Halloween costume-party. It was the Halloween party of 1957. Kitty gets a call from her doctor telling her she is preggers. Red scares the kids who come trick or treating and that's when Kitty tells him that she is preggers and Red's response is "ow crap". Red is ashamed and apologizes to Kitty and decides to be mature and responsible from that point on (before that Red used to be fun).
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