- Eric: [Eric is caught holding Donna's cigarette and Red is going to make him smoke a whole pack to punish him] Dad, I don't smoke! I give you my word!
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Your word, huh?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: What a load of crap! Light up!
- Donna Pinciotti: Did you get in a lot of trouble for the cigarette?
- Eric: Uh, surprisingly, yes. It turns out Red has a temper.
- Donna Pinciotti: Really?
- Eric: So, yeah. Who knew?
- Donna Pinciotti: Hey, check it out. I've got an F on my report card.
- Eric: An F? What did you fail?
- Donna Pinciotti: English.
- Eric: Isn't that... what we speak?
- Michael Kelso: I'm just saying... How can I tell you this without hurting your feelings? Oh, I know! Jackie, I don't want your stupid things in my cool van.
- [Jackie gasps and storms out]
- Michael Kelso: Wait! I didn't say *you* were stupid, just everything you like!
- Hyde: Forman's first suspension. I'm so proud.
- Michael Kelso: Whoa, back up. Why'd he get suspended?
- Donna Pinciotti: Because he's stupid.
- Michael Kelso: [terrified] They can do that?