- Fez's host parents think the group has a bad influence on him and Eric and Donna are going to a drive-in movie.
- Fez's prudish exchange program host parents convince him the rock they detest is diabolical by playing it backwards, according to Hyde a ploy from Congress. Seeing how upset Kitty is by their terrible score at a Cosmopolitan relationship spontaneity quiz, Red accepts to take her out, even to a non-usual place, but they have a hard time finding something to their nostalgic taste. Meanwhile Erica and Donna hoped to get intimate at the drive-in, where a scary movie is playing, but Jackie invites herself and literally pushes Kelso in the car too.—KGF Vissers
- When the guys find out that a scary movie is playing at the drive-in, Kelso and Eric see the opportunity to make-out with their girls. Donna is quite nervous about her first real make-out session, and asks Jackie along. Kitty has taken a "How spontaneous is your relationship?"-quiz and is quite upset about the result. Meanwhile the Erdman's are concerned about the influence the gang has on Fez and starts giving him restrictions.—Anonymous
- Eric and Donna go to watch The Omen at the drive-in theatre with Kelso and Jackie. Jackie knows that this will be a make-out session for both couples (as The Omen is a horror movie and this will prompt the girls to stick really close to their guys), but Donna is afraid that it will be tacky and public. Donna wants to take Jackie as she can talk to her about it and that she and Kelso have "done it" a million times. Meanwhile Eric doesn't want to take Kelso and he sees Kelso as competition. Jackie tells Donna that she and Kelso haven't "done it", while Kelso confirms to Eric that they have.
On date night, Jackie shows up with Kelso to Red's garage just before Eric and Donna are about to leave. Jackie invites herself to movie night and forces Kelso to get into the car. Jackie and Kelso make out aggressively in the backseat making the situation even more awkward for Eric and Donna, eventually forcing them to exit the car as Jackie and Kelso keep hitting the front seat passengers with their feet, making it impossible for them to stay inside the car. They sit on the hood of the cruiser and end up making out. It is pretty public and all the other cars honk at their antics, but Donna and Eric cannot keep their hands off each other.
In the meantime, Fez's host parents don't want him to listen to 'the devil's music' a.k.a. rock music (they are devout Catholics). They prove it to Fez by playing the record backwards and the voice rings, clear as day "Devil Love Me" & "Devil Lives". In their next pot session, Hyde tells Fez that the Congress is putting secret messages in their records to kill rock and roll.
He and Hyde try to sneak rock albums into Fez's host home by hiding them in Pat Boone covers and listening to them with headphones.
Meanwhile, Kitty and Red decide to go out because Kitty thinks their marriage is too predictable (after reading Cosmo). She had taken the "How Spontaneous is your relationship Quiz". They scored a 3 out of 10, after Kitty cheated. Red suggests that they go to their usual place, but Kitty doesn't want that. They always order the Salisbury steak for Red and a big chicken for Kitty. She wants change.
They try to go to a posh restaurant, The Lion's Head (for which Kitty makes Red shave his neck with clippers), however it had burnt down and was replaced with a tacky restaurant. Red must pay $20 to circumvent a 2-hour waiting line. They end up leaving when Red gets angry that it's a self-serve restaurant and that Kitty must make her own salad at the salad bar, which she can do at home for free. The waiter is scared of Red but still cannot bring food to their table as he would get in trouble with the management. They wind up in their usual place Phillies which has good food for a fair price; however, they decide to have sex in their car to spice things up.
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