- Mike 'Scoop' McGill: What is he, stupid?
- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: No, I used to think that, too, but the man has a thing called principles.
- Mike 'Scoop' McGill: He's stupid.
- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: No, no. It's very, very close to being stupid, but it's not the same thing.
- Lionel Whitney: Stop it! I don't want to hear another word!
- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: All I was trying to do was save your business.
- Lionel Whitney: Save it? With deceptions and con games and lies?
- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: No, with money.
- Lionel Whitney: Look, E.L., maybe we could solve this case.
- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: Yeah.
- Lionel Whitney: I mean, maybe we could end up, as the saying goes, "catching the bad guys."
- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: Yeah, maybe we could, as the saying goes, "catching a permanent case of rigor mortis."
- Lionel Whitney: We have to keep our finger in the dyke, holding back our own personal stream of bad guys.
- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: All I was doing was trying to save your business.
- Lionel Whitney: Save it? With deceptions and con games and lies?
- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: No, with money.