Tales from the Darkside (TV Series)

If the Shoes Fit... (1985)

John Zarchen: Peter

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• Bo Gumbs : [talking to the bellboy in an eerie hotel, before making a speech in his campaign for governor]  Hey, you wanna know what politics is really all about?

  Peter : Oh, yes sir!

  Bo Gumbs : Well, you better sit down for this. Son, politics is a game. Ain't nothin' to do with the issues. It's a show! That's right. People wanna have a good time. You make them laugh, and they'll love ya for it!