Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Let the Punishment Fit the Crime (1994)

Peter Van Norden: Ghoul #1

Quotes 

• Ghoul #2 : [laughing]  You're not scared, are you?

  Geraldine Ferrett : Who's there?

  Ghoul #1 : [walks up with a hole in his chest]  Hell, this ain't scary. Scary is not being able to get a pacemaker because you sued the company into bankruptcy, and then having to spend my life savings on surgeries and stuff.

  Ghoul #2 : Or *dying* because you can't afford a doctor, because the doctor has to charge so much to pay for his malpractice insurance.

  Geraldine Ferrett : Who are you? What do you want?

  Ghoul #1 : Oh, a pound of flesh will do!

  [laughs] 

• Geraldine Ferrett : [runs out of the courtroom, sees the electric chair]  What the hell? I thought this was the way out!

  Austin Haggard : It *is*.

  Geraldine Ferrett : No!

  [turns to run, is confronted by the ghouls] 

  Ghoul #1 : Welcome back, dear, I had a feeling we might bump into you again.

  Ghoul #2 : And this time, you're gonna get what you deserve.

  Geraldine Ferrett : No! I'm not supposed to get the chair!

  Ghoul #2 : Have a seat!